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by sitkadiver
Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:34 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Bear Jokes
Replies: 0
Views: 7951

Bear Jokes

What color socks do bears wear?
None, they go bare foot! :roll:

What do you call bears without ears?
B's. :mrgreen:

Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Becuase he was stuffed. :D

What is white, furry and shaped like a tooth?
A molar bear. :lol:
by sitkadiver
Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:26 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 0
Views: 7866

Chemistry Joke

2 atoms are walking down the street when they bumping is against the rules into each other.

atom 1: are you ok?

atom2: yeah, but I think I lost an electron.

atom1: are you sure?

atom2: yeah, I'm positive.
by sitkadiver
Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:33 am
Forum: Sitka Sports
Topic: Hockey in Sitka?!
Replies: 17
Views: 22430

Re: Hockey in Sitka?!

Are you using inline skates or running shoes?
by sitkadiver
Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:42 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Tech Support for Couples
Replies: 1
Views: 7739

Tech Support for Couples

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable prog...
by sitkadiver
Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:54 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: W=B
Replies: 5
Views: 13060

Re: W=B

I think your equation is incorrect for two reasons: First you need to specify a dependent variable. Second, you have grouped the terms in a manner that does not specify what within the parenthesis is a product and that which is a sum. For example: If we set your equation up with B = 2, A = 3 and W =...
by sitkadiver
Wed May 18, 2011 10:11 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Shark Joke
Replies: 1
Views: 7713

Shark Joke

Did you hear about the Great White shark that married a snowman?

Together they had a little frost bite......
by sitkadiver
Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:37 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Music Joke
Replies: 0
Views: 7950

Music Joke

E flat walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The batender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve minors in here."
by sitkadiver
Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:25 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: How bad is the economy?
Replies: 2
Views: 9587

How bad is the economy?

Cannot take credit for this, I copied it from another BB, however...... The economy is so bad that ... - Bill Gates had to switch to dial up. - Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. - Rapper 50 Cent changed his name to 10 Cent. - The highest-paying job in town is jury duty. - Americans are illeg...
by sitkadiver
Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:24 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Funny!
Replies: 1
Views: 7682

Re: Funny!

Thank goodness he wasn't a Gastroenterologist.
by sitkadiver
Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:11 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Nerd Joke
Replies: 0
Views: 7764

Nerd Joke

A definite integral walks into a bar and orders 15 shots of tequila.

The bartender says, "That's a lot of booze my friend."

The definite integral respondes, "Don't worry, I know my limits."