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- Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:34 am
- Forum: Humor
- Topic: Bear Jokes
- Replies: 0
- Views: 9044
Bear Jokes
What color socks do bears wear?
None, they go bare foot!
What do you call bears without ears?
B's.
Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Becuase he was stuffed.
What is white, furry and shaped like a tooth?
A molar bear.
None, they go bare foot!
What do you call bears without ears?
B's.
Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Becuase he was stuffed.
What is white, furry and shaped like a tooth?
A molar bear.
- Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:26 am
- Forum: Humor
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 0
- Views: 8961
Chemistry Joke
2 atoms are walking down the street when they bumping is against the rules into each other.
atom 1: are you ok?
atom2: yeah, but I think I lost an electron.
atom1: are you sure?
atom2: yeah, I'm positive.
atom 1: are you ok?
atom2: yeah, but I think I lost an electron.
atom1: are you sure?
atom2: yeah, I'm positive.
- Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:33 am
- Forum: Sitka Sports
- Topic: Hockey in Sitka?!
- Replies: 17
- Views: 25886
Re: Hockey in Sitka?!
Are you using inline skates or running shoes?
- Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:42 am
- Forum: Humor
- Topic: Tech Support for Couples
- Replies: 1
- Views: 8785
Tech Support for Couples
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable prog...
Re: W=B
I think your equation is incorrect for two reasons: First you need to specify a dependent variable. Second, you have grouped the terms in a manner that does not specify what within the parenthesis is a product and that which is a sum. For example: If we set your equation up with B = 2, A = 3 and W =...
- Wed May 18, 2011 10:11 am
- Forum: Humor
- Topic: Shark Joke
- Replies: 1
- Views: 8764
Shark Joke
Did you hear about the Great White shark that married a snowman?
Together they had a little frost bite......
Together they had a little frost bite......
- Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:37 am
- Forum: Humor
- Topic: Music Joke
- Replies: 0
- Views: 9000
Music Joke
E flat walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The batender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve minors in here."
The batender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve minors in here."
- Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:25 am
- Forum: Humor
- Topic: How bad is the economy?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 10696
How bad is the economy?
Cannot take credit for this, I copied it from another BB, however...... The economy is so bad that ... - Bill Gates had to switch to dial up. - Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. - Rapper 50 Cent changed his name to 10 Cent. - The highest-paying job in town is jury duty. - Americans are illeg...
Re: Funny!
Thank goodness he wasn't a Gastroenterologist.
Nerd Joke
A definite integral walks into a bar and orders 15 shots of tequila.
The bartender says, "That's a lot of booze my friend."
The definite integral respondes, "Don't worry, I know my limits."
The bartender says, "That's a lot of booze my friend."
The definite integral respondes, "Don't worry, I know my limits."