The Local Game Warden

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The Local Game Warden

Postby vrash » Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:00 pm

The local game warden in a small town in Oregon had arrested a man for killing and eating an Egret. The man went before a judge to plead his case. After pleading guilty, but with an explanation, the judge asked him why he did it.


"I was just trying to feed my hungry family," he told the judge, "and I've never done anything like that before."


The judge, being a family man himself, had a soft heart and agreed to let the man go free, since he was only trying to feed his starving family and it was his first and only offense.


"Before you go, though, I want to ask you a question," the judge quipped, "What does Egret taste like?"


"Well your Honor," the man told him, "Its not as tender as Spotted Owl but its better than Bald Eagle!"
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