A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus:
"Hello, everybody! This is Otto, the Amazing Octopus. He can play any instrument in the world!"
Everyone in the crowd laughs at him, of course, so he offers a wager of$50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus.
The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix, just rippin it up. So the man pays his $50.
Another guy walks up with a trumped. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Louis Armstrongi. So the man pays his $50.
A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sits it down with a confused look.
"Ha," the man exclaims, "you can't you play it!"
Otto, the octopus looks up at the man and replies:
"Play it? I'm going to ask it on a date as soon as I'm done with this dance!"