Ole's obituary
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:27 pm
Ole passed away in Petersburg last week.
His widow went to the newspaper and said she wanted to place an announcement in the next paper.
"What do you want it to say?" she was asked.
"Ole's dead", she replied
"Well, for the same price you can add three more words."
She thought for a few moments, then said,
"Okay, have it say "Ole's dead. Boat for sale."
His widow went to the newspaper and said she wanted to place an announcement in the next paper.
"What do you want it to say?" she was asked.
"Ole's dead", she replied
"Well, for the same price you can add three more words."
She thought for a few moments, then said,
"Okay, have it say "Ole's dead. Boat for sale."